A Unique Halloween Message

The following is a message I received from my DEMOCRATIC Senator. I thought it was pretty clever. 

Halloween is special. From the Jolly Rancher to each Sour Patch Kid kid out there, everyone enjoys setting aside their cares, spending a bit of their hard-earned Payday to spread a little Almond Joy to their friends and neighbors.

 

This year, however, I have to admit, I’m a little distracted. Because our country has Mounds of Goobers who are putting our future at risk.

 

That’s why 2020 is so important. We must take back the Senate together, with Whatchamacallit — grassroots support. Take 5 and chip in before the stroke of midnight.

 

Let’s connect the Dots:

 

Climate chaos is melting the Sno Caps, threatening to turn our world into an Atomic Fireball.

 

Trump’s Airheads Xtremes are putting a Crunch on the Constitution.

 

The Republican spending Spree on the ultra-wealthy defies Riesen.

 

The Whoppers get worse by the day.

 

That’s why we need a few Life Savers right now, Nan.

 

We don’t need 100 Grand from one Mr. Goodbar.

 

We just need a little Bit O Honey from all the Nerds and Smarties out there — each and every American worried about the Rocky Road ahead.

 

Let’s do this together. Let’s take back the Senate and change course in Washington D.C.

Happy Halloween!

 

7 thoughts on “A Unique Halloween Message

  1. Love it! ❤ Very witty message. Bravo. And YES Nan, this country needs saving, not just our Constitutional democracy, but equally so our global reputation in helping make the world a little better!!!! Going gangster Mob-style just infects all levels of society and government, let alone perpetuates toxic Us vs. Them discrimination… paradoxically and as an oxymoron too, that is not 50 states united! If we do this for another 4-years we will be forced to change our nation's title to the Disunited States of America. 😬

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