All About Fracking (Via Trump)

OK folks. I have another super-duper Quora question and answer to share with you. It will make you laugh … but it will also make you cry when you consider what a nincompoop we have sitting in the nation’s Oval Office. Anyway, here it is (the answer was provided by Roland Temmerman, who describes himself as a Senior Analyst) …

What are your thoughts on President Trump’s explanation of “fracking” on Rush Limbaugh’s radio show on Friday 10/09/20?

I’ll let you decide for yourself:

Limbaugh: “Explain fracking to people, sir, because it’s a term that’s thrown out there. I know what it is. I can explain it. A lot of people can. But a lot of people don’t know what it is, and why it’s so outrageous that they will not commit and they will not get their story straight on whether or not they’re going to ban it. What is it?

Trump: “Well, basically it’s getting energy out of the ground really efficiently and getting every drop of it. It’s created wealth for our country like you wouldn’t believe. It’s really been over the last small number of years that that’s really become… You used to see these massive oil wells and-”

Limbaugh: “You can basically go in and drill sideways in the shale.”

Trump: “They drill sideways. They can drill up and down and around. It’s unbelievable, if you ever watched this process, and they just suck stuff out of the ground that is… It’s just incredible, the technology.”

(Donald Trump Rush Limbaugh Interview “Radio Rally” Transcript October 9 – Rev)

Hold on. That’s way too technical for me. His technical expertise is mind blowing. I’m in awe and impressed how Tweetie Amin has grasped the concept. But for some bizarre reason I have a feeling that’s liposuction he is explaining, something his family knows a lot about.

Let that sink in for a minute. “They can drill sideways, they can drill up and down and around … and they just suck stuff out of the ground. It’s just incredible, the technology.”

Isn’t it remarkable that after talking about fracking for over four years, he still doesn’t have a clue what fracking is? It’s hard to retain that level of ignorance for that long. It’s like an explanation one would expect from maybe a four year old.

I bet even Bloated Scatmuncher El Rushbo Windbag Oxycontin limpballs was startled by that simplistic drivel. Trump should have said, ‘Inject Koolaid into the hole you drilled into the track vein. The electrolytes attach to crack, then a straw- like thingy sucks the liquified fracking stuff out the drill hole. And then a big truck comes and it goes vroom vroom and they like put the stuff in it.’ Weehands McNodick can really relate to preschoolers.

It’s all right there in Idiocracy you know… But hey, Trump told us he gets science, he’s a jenius after all. How fracking embarrassing. Furthermore, This makes the whole “Biden wants to ban fracking” thing even worse… They have literally no idea what fracking is – but are furious that Biden will ban it. Whatever it is.

For those of you who want to know what fracking is: What is fracking and why is it controversial?

To conclude: Trump is brilliant. The way he can take a complex subject and break it down into gibberish is nothing short of amazing. He loves fracking, he supports fracking, and he has no idea what the freaking fracking process is.

And the Nobel Prize in Physics goes to…

And there you have it, folks. The fracking brilliance of our current POTUS on full display!